Post by miamianne67 on Jul 30, 2018 16:48:30 GMT
Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys,
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,”
said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”
She loosened a few bolts, and then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox,
took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet,
six inches” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed, “Well, ain’t that just
like a ‘Miss-know-it-all woman’" he said, “We need
the height and she gives us the length!”
Ray and Bob are still working for the government
But now they are congressmen.