Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 22:14:21 GMT
The American Medical Association has weighed in on President Trump's proposed health care package to replace obamycare:-
The allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the neurologists thought the administration has a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The plastic surgeons opined that Trump’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought a new plan would be a gas, and those lofty cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists won out, saying we should leave the entire decision up to the asholes in Washington.
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The allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the neurologists thought the administration has a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The plastic surgeons opined that Trump’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought a new plan would be a gas, and those lofty cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists won out, saying we should leave the entire decision up to the asholes in Washington.
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Author unknown,
C L