Joe Biden Once Upon a Time

Apparently the violent thugs for whom he once wanted more jail cells have made a few campaign contributions to Joe, since he now views them as undocumented newcomers. Unless of course they decide to visit Rehobeth Beach.

And about the junkies mugging his wife in the supermarket parking lot as she packs her groceries, hooked as they are on drugs coming across the border, well, his tune has changed a little since his son became one of those junkies. But while Joe's Junkies of the 80's and 90's were eventually caught in the net of the crime bill he authored, and sent to jail for a long time like Scranton/Wilmington/Black/Hispanic/Jewish Joe wanted, his junkie son got a seat on Amtrak's Board.

Actually, Hunter the Ho may make even more millions if he relapses after a Trump victory. He can resume the junkie lifestyle, mug women in supermarket parking lots, then sell the bread, eggs, and milk on the black market.....even at half price, he'll be rolling in cash, hocking those items at the Big Guy's inflation-fueled prices.

I may have said this before, but it's worth repeating. As a resident of Southeast PA, I've seen Joe on local TV for many years, through many plagiarisms, and even more hair plugs. He's part of the wallpaper in these parts......the kind that's in your grandmother's house, faded, dated, and glued in place. When he announced his candidacy (for like the 6th time) in the last cycle, my wife and I were watching the tube. He finished his teleprompted babble, and I said to my wife: "There's something wrong with him, he's speaking and acting very differently than how he used to."

But Hakeem (I-talk-with-my-hands, stopping. after. every. word.) Jefferies, Nancy (Buffett gots nuttin on me) Pelosi, and slews of commenters on the campaign ads Yahoo tries to disguise as journalism, all think he's 'on fire'.