Post by c2crusher on Apr 11, 2023 21:34:07 GMT
Pentagon Secures Against Future Intelligence Leaks
By Installing Ring Doorbell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Defense is taking unprecedented steps to secure the Pentagon after a massive intel leak put lives in danger around the world. According to sources, officials are hoping they've seen the last of damaging security breaches thanks to their brand-new Ring doorbell.
"Ring doorbells represent the pinnacle of security and surveillance technology," said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin to reporters. "It's a video camera, a microphone, and a doorbell all rolled up into one sleek and stylish package! What's not to love? Try getting past our new Ring, you filthy document-stealing crooks!"
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babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-secures-against-future-intelligence-leaks-by-installing-ring-doorbell-camera
By Installing Ring Doorbell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Defense is taking unprecedented steps to secure the Pentagon after a massive intel leak put lives in danger around the world. According to sources, officials are hoping they've seen the last of damaging security breaches thanks to their brand-new Ring doorbell.
"Ring doorbells represent the pinnacle of security and surveillance technology," said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin to reporters. "It's a video camera, a microphone, and a doorbell all rolled up into one sleek and stylish package! What's not to love? Try getting past our new Ring, you filthy document-stealing crooks!"
pbs.twimg.com/media/FtdUF6BX0AExdkT?format=jpg&name=small
babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-secures-against-future-intelligence-leaks-by-installing-ring-doorbell-camera
