Theranos Voids Two Years of Edison Blood-Test Results

From the article. Can you say lawsuits times 890,000.

"That means some patients received erroneous results that might have thrown off health decisions made with their doctors."

Oh, on a more serious note.....how do you "withdraw" something like............

"Dear Mr. Brown.......you gonna die!"

Don't know why, but I am reminded of an Obamacare joke:

"Hello, is this Mrs. William Ellsburg?"

"Yes."

"Your husband was in for some tests recently, and there was a mix up with another William Ellsburg's test results. We're sorry for the inconvenience, but your husband either has Alzheimer's or AIDS."

"Well, can't you run the test again?"

"No Ma'am, that would not comport with the cost reductions mandated by the ACA. But we do have a suggestion that should solve the problem."

"And what would that be?"

"Put your husband in the car and drive several miles away from home and let him out. If he finds his way back home.......don't sleep with him."

When Walgreens signed the deal. They were in a dog fight with 3 players in the stand alone market and Walmart. So they were trying to somehow separate themselves from everyone else. I'm sure that both CVS and Walgreens were in biding for it. Walgreens lost!

Packs the board with dignitaries who know nothing about diagnostics or anything medical.

Calls her machine Edison (as in a great discovery).

Dresses like Steve Jobs (though her voice is lower than Jobs' was).

It's Show Biz, baby!

Well, I have no idea what Kissinger's handicap is, but I would wager that he made more money being a token board member than he ever has playing golf.

What do they call women who sell themselves? Oh.......WHORES. (Funny isn't it? They call women whores and men who do the same thing.......statesmen, Congressmen or Presidents, and obviously, board members).