NJ Boldy Going Where No Other Idiots Dare to Go, So Far

In addition to joining New York in some type of weird social experiment to see how high taxes can get before you drive all of your state's citizens elsewhere, New Jersey has also decided to now ban both paper and plastic bags in the state.

We guess the crippling effect of Covid 19 on local businesses wasn't enough - but now also seems like a great time to weigh them down with further regulations and higher costs. 

Note: Acceptable alternatives for plastic or paper bags are hides of dogs, cats, humans, and baby seals.

Acceptable (for now) alternatives for plastic straws are paper straws. But since paper bags are out, coming soon will be cow veins, pig uretha, and human arteries. And for carry outs, since the cardboard ones are just another form of paper bags, hold out your hands or bring your own plates, bowls, and glasswear.

Last one out of NJ, please turn out the lights.